But what do I know? So here is what our grandchildren can look forward to in the future, a cool phone, search device, time waster, and portable Matrix.
- MPEG player 1 tera-tera flop hard drive with room for all music known to man, including everything you've hummed since birth.
- Search tool for all possible knowledge, including stuff not thought of yet, such as all one trillion lost plays of Shakespeare, derived from the super fast emulation of lots of monkeys hunting and pecking on typewriters.
- Web cam to continually monitor your life and after life.
- Compact design the size of amoeba, and implanted in your cerebral cortex, is charged forever by that nacho you ate this morning.
Universal Connectivity connects to i-tv, i-life, and i-consciousness.
With Mezmer's i-phone, you don't just phone, you are the phone. So if upon dialing you find yourself walking about nude in Paradise picking apples, know that you can say here too that an Apple is the cause of your predicament.